zaddylonglegz:

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

LOOOl

(Source: darrynek)

Its no fair Pac had Mobb Deep n Biggie And all Im stuck wit is Tyreese and Diggy

troke:

Line from J.Cole freestyle on power 105.1 this morning

• Doctor: are you taking any medication?
• Me: .........legally?

Ladies and gents,

fuckyeahtattoos:

I’d just like to remind you that our submission guidelines clearly state we don’t accept NSFW submissions. We can’t and won’t post them. So, uh, please stop sending me photos of your junk. I don’t want to see it.

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

(via zaddylonglegz)

zaddylonglegz:

rapewhistled:

edward48:

texting your daddy happy fathers day

and your father too

oh god

jesus